… And that famous quote belongs to
none other than Benjamin Franklin!
Strangely, over the years, there
have been many quotes uttered about beer.
In fact anyone from Homer Simpson
to Winston Churchill now have attributable quotes about a drop of the ‘amber
nectar’ …. Here’s a few that might bring a smile to your face!
Always do sober what you said you
would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut – Earnest
Hemingway
He is a wise man who invented beer –
Plato
I feel sorry for people who don’t
drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to
feel all day – Frank Sinatra
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop
of sweet beer – Homer Simpson
Ah, beer: The cause of and solution
to all of life’s problems – Homer Simpson
Without question, the greatest
invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also
a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza – Dave Berry
Always remember that I have taken
more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me – Winston Churchill
I would give all my fame for a pint
of ale and safety – Shakespeare, Henry V
You can’t be a real country unless
you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team,
or some nuclear weapons, but the very least you need is a beer. – Frank Zappa
A good local pub has much in common
with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there’s more conversation –
Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will eat
for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day
– Anonymous
I’ll drink to that … Cheers!
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